Last year I wrote a speech I suggested the death of all incompetent people. While that was meant as a joke, old people around me seem to have caught wind of it and are bent on killing me, or at least annoying the shit out of me.
In line to order sum meatz for burritos.
(Keep in mind this all happened in Spanish)
Mrs. Sagsalot: (Soft granny voice) Excuse me son, would you mind I cut in front
BB: Umm... Su-
Mrs:Sagsalot: ( About 80 decibels higher) HEY, STUPID BITCH HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! MY VAGINA NEARLY FELT [sic] OUT GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR STUPID ASS AND THIS IS THE CHILD I GET!?!?!
Mrs.Dawter: HOLD UP YOU FUCKING BAG OF BONES!!!
BB: ......
Mrs.Sagsalot: ( reverts to granny voice) Thank son. (switch) HURRY THE FUCK UP.
I left and went back later.
I fucking hate old people.
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