TWSS

Ap Stats, Probability of coin toss, Calculator Trials, Checking graphs while I napped/listened.

Mr.V: " Ok, now check your graphs."

Le Bimbo: "Why is it so thick?!?!?"

BB: "That's what she said..... "

Class: "LMAFO"

Karen: "ROFL, That's gross BB."


It woke me up.

Why no, really, no

Look lady, if had any intention of taking your food I assure you that I would have taken your shit before you knew what happened.

Honestly I don't care fore the nasty MSG filled shit in your cart, really, I don't.

And I don't care that your son works at Target and he can ban me.
Trust me I fear his janitorial status to the core of me being.

So if you don't mind, please let go my loaf bread.
It's mine.

Advice 3

During exams I have that weird tendency to think about sex more than usually [sic], so don't do that. It's distracting.- Crazee Relativee

Holidays, I despise thee.

Happy-fucking-Thanksgiving

Odio mi vida

Maybe Imagine Living Forever

At Target, aisle XYZ looking for some containers.

Dood1: DAIIIIMNNNN! Look at that ass.

Dood2: I know. I want to *Censored* and *Censored* that ass until I can't no more. Then I'd drag that hawt piece of ass and *C e n s o r e d*

BB: o_o *ignores them and the cougar a few feet away that was enjoying the attention*

Dood2: UGHHHH. I just can't stand it! I got to get some of that. Here, hold my shit.

Dood1: Wai-

BB: *starts walking away in the opposite direction*

A few minutes go by while I am looking for trash bags.
Audible gasps and whispers are heard from near the kitchen stuff


Mrs.Bigote: You're going to hell!!!! DIRTY BAGS OF SHIT!!!

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At this point security guards came to see what the noise was about. Apparently What I thought was two (young) guys checking out a MILF, was actually a couple of guys checking out a DILF( I swear I didn't see him behind the woman's artificial ...enhancements).

The Cougar didn't see that coming either .
We both ( along with a sizable, murmuring crowd) just stared at the two making out; I trying to figure out how to change my view of the world and she trying to adjust her bra to hoping to impress someone, maybe her self.

I don't know what happened next; I left.

If I lived forever I would have still been surprised. Maybe.

The Floor

When I walk I tend to look at the Floor so I don't step on anything. Not out of precaution, but out of disgust. I wouldn't want to step on anything that filthy.

Disgust, not precaution.

So far it has worked great.

Disgust, not precaution.

Or so I thought...

Disgust, not precaution.

Looking at the Floor has a big disadvantage: you tend not see the shit flying towards your face until it hits you.

But I'm afraid to look up.
While I look at the Floor, it can't crumble and I can't see the Ceiling falling.
If I look up, The Floor will give way and the Ceiling will crush me.

Not precaution.

I'm sure of it.

...

Precaution.

Maybe I peek wouldn't hurt....



Caution!

I have a request

SoMacho: Why won't you put your seed in me?

BB: STFU! Why do you say things like this?!?!?

SoMacho: XD



REQUST DENIED

- Office BB & Ass. Wholes

Fact

Threadless: You're fat.

BB: ....Q.Q

I'm not having this conversation with you

Mom: Why are you so bitter?

BB: -_- *sigh*

Mom: Tell me something. Have you had sex?

BB: o_0 No.

Mom: Maybe that's what you need to be happy.

BB: O_O OUT!! OUT!! I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU, EVER. OUT!!!

Mom: *hysterical laughter*



I'm adopted, I must be adopted.
Oh Flying-Spaghetti-Monster, Let me be adopted .

It is 7:41 pm

And I have dropped Music 101 otherwise known as Music Theory.

I hope I made the right choice.

By the way, at 7:35pm a hobo told me " You're holding yourself back. What the fuck is wrong with you?" Then he asked me for money. Pfft. Hobos.

I gave him a ten.

3 and a half

For three and a half minutes the lights went out,
the Dark rolled in,
and I held my breath as footsteps approached.

A turn of the door knob
and
a push to a rusty door
was all it took for It to enter.

Across the room it stood,
then with out a sound
it glided to my side.



I heard a kind smile,
It helped hold my breath.
It's plasticy hold was relentless.

A pair of hands held me down,
I thrashed with all my might.

Lameness gripped my being.

The Darck blurred with inside of eye lids: White

Rage

Arms flew,
Legs kicked,
And daggers were pressed onto my flesh
Just as the smell of Antiseptic assaulted my nose.

The Dorc shifted,

The White of my Eyes spread,

Twisting and turning the room.

SNAP

A hard thud hit me left shoulder.

The lights came back.

The Dorct hid behind disgruntled figures that stood on the on the ceiling. A broken IV line dripping onto my cheek gave the world order. A crumpled oxygen mask to my right hissd almost as loudly as the those whose care I was in.

Once in my bed, the Doctors only shook their heads.

Words...

Sex words are just easier to remember. - Afro

Moar wise words to come...

3

CalState LA
Northridge
Calpoly Pomona

Wish me luck.

Advice

Never turn around when you here a sound that could be a cough/burp because you never know when I you might witness an entire banana come out of a person's mouth.

If you could please sign here.

This is why our SAT scores are so low.


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(First Period, Z Classroom, student Ms. Ad-Ituide and BB)

BB: Excuse me are you Ms. Ad-Ituide?

Ms. Ad-Ituide: Yeah. *scoff*

BB: You didn't fill otu this form correctly. But it's ok, I filled out everything for you in this new form; all I need is for you sign it.

Ms. Ad-Ituide: Wut? I already filled that out.

BB: I know. The first time around you didn't fill it out correctly.

Ms. Ad-Ituide: But I already filled that out.

BB: I can I just have your signature here?

Ms. Ad-Ituide: *scoff* My wut [sic] ? I don't how to sign-yu-write [sic] or what ever the hell you said.

BB: Just write your name here.

Ms. Ad-Ituide: Ok.

BB: Thank you.

Ms. Ad-Ituide: What did I just sign?
--


At this point I just walk away.

Old people

Last year I wrote a speech I suggested the death of all incompetent people. While that was meant as a joke, old people around me seem to have caught wind of it and are bent on killing me, or at least annoying the shit out of me.

In line to order sum meatz for burritos.
(Keep in mind this all happened in Spanish)

Mrs. Sagsalot: (Soft granny voice) Excuse me son, would you mind I cut in front

BB: Umm... Su-

Mrs:Sagsalot: ( About 80 decibels higher) HEY, STUPID BITCH HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! MY VAGINA NEARLY FELT [sic] OUT GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR STUPID ASS AND THIS IS THE CHILD I GET!?!?!

Mrs.Dawter: HOLD UP YOU FUCKING BAG OF BONES!!!

BB: ......

Mrs.Sagsalot: ( reverts to granny voice) Thank son. (switch) HURRY THE FUCK UP.

I left and went back later.

I fucking hate old people.

Remorse

26 days...., I knew this would happen.

Oh well.