No your Face.

BB: Excuse me, do you know where the trash bags are?

TargetLady: No. Why don't you go bother someone else you stupid vagina face!

BB: Ok..... thanks.

TargeLady: ( to older man ) THE HELL YOU LOOKING AT? ARE YOU FINALLY GETTING A STIFFY AFTER YEARS OF A DROUGHT?

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She really needs to find a job where she's happy.

In Egypt

A river flows

Between the sand dunes

And the sky.

In that scorched land,

Hugged by the blazing embrace of the sun,

A river flows.

The life bringing water

Quenches the thirst for stability

And those who merely sip, drown.

A river flows onto the sea,

Into the clouds,

Down onto asphalt.

Our lives are sprinkled

With the waters of a distant land

and with out notice we move on.

We all need this rain,

We all need to feel it,

We all need know it.

What would our lives be without

the waters of that river,

Without the waters of Denial.

Brush Strokes

Splish
Splash

Drip
Drop

The paint falls
The paint spills

Red
Very Red

Splitter
Splatter

The Red stains
The Red marks

Red
So Red
Everything seems so Red



It's sickening

Just Nau

Just right now I got this call from an automatic machine-thingy. The message was in Spanish. Well more like really bad fragments of someones voice staple together in an effort to sell something, I think. Is that what hey were trying to do?


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Moosheen: You won thousand! Yes, you happy? Be are should!

BB: ....

Moosheen: You squeeze 'one,' yes?

BB: No

Moosheen: YOUR CALL IS BEING TRANSFERRED

BB: *hangs up*

The phone rang again

BB: 'Allo?

Moosheen: Why call on floor? Wool no want?

BB: *unplugs phone*

Vloging

I meant to start Vloging..... about 28 days ago.

I swear I will get on it after competition.


-BB










Maybe >.>

Hey there, do I know you?

Most of the time I hate when people do that. I can't place a face and a name together making me feel stupid.

So I resorted to many different tricks in order to find out their names:

1. Ask them for them to add you on Face Book.
2. Continue talking to them, then ask someone else what their name is.
3. Try to see if the put their name on notebooks or papers.
4. Ask then to add themselves on your phone.
5. If the the class takes roll, pay attention and wait to see when they respond.

If all else fails, risk looking like a big-fat-jerk and ask them what their name is.

Bad Romantics

Horror, Terror and Awe
How sub-line you are.

To measure you,
Infantile mind and all that your are,
Would require for me to do something I deplore.

But 'tis is something I must do;
Such action will take me far
As to sit on your filthy floor.

I will say this once,
Perhaps twice
But not thrice.

Between the sheets,

Vigor is elsewhere.

Passion,
An unknown friend.

Selfishness,
Only an acquaintance at most.

Desire,
We've never met.

Fulfillment...


I dare not go one.
For what lacks is already known.