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Urban Dictionary Rules:

—Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
—Post a definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Brian

A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.

2. Your age? 18

The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be considered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don’t believe in … but still cannot buy alcohol.

3. One of your friends? Andy

A very tall typically male being.
Often has giant hair and large feet.
May be talented at things such as drumming and shaking bananas.
An Andy may be extremely random and like to create his own language.

4. What should you be doing? Working Out

The act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.

5. Favorite color? Red

A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

6. Birthplace? Los Angeles
An amazing city that is resented by people in most other parts of the country for assorted reasons. Supposedly, we’re all liberal, weed-smoking, anorexic gangsters who drive around in SUVs with a Starbucks fat-free latte permanently grasped between our manicured fingers and dream of making it big in Hollywood one day. And the future language is Spanish.

7. Month of your birth? December

An excellent time of year where the snow is beautiful, the weather is cold, and the closer you get to the end of the month the more your birthday sucks.

If your birthday is very close to Christmas, it is okay to hate your birthday.

8. Last person you talked to? Andy

The most beautiful girl in the world. Blue eyes and Brown Hair. Nicer then nice would do anything for you. Has a contagious personality, you can't help but smile when around her. She will make you laugh. But get on her bad side and she will rip you a new one.

9. One of your nicknames? Bri Bri

A very annoying and insulting nickname for anyone named Brian.